Seth Macfarlane Ted Bear R-Rated 16 Inch Plush w/ Sound Commonwealth
Ted 16-Inch R-Rated Talking Plush Teddy Bear w/ Moving Mouth
This item has features and themes that are for adults only. Ages 18 and up. Recommended for mature collectors.
Not your average teddy bear!
He's the whimsical wonder of Seth MacFarlane's Ted film.
This Ted Talking Plush with Moving Mouth says some raunchy stuff.
Speaks 5 phrases, including the Thunder Song!
This Ted R-Rated 16-Inch Talking Plush with Moving Mouth features the whimsical wonder of Seth MacFarlane's Ted film. He'll keep you entertained for hours! Ted looks so cute and innocent, but he's really nothing of the sort. In fact, he's quite the raunchy little guy when he starts saying stuff. You'd never expect it from a teddy bear, but that just goes to show that you can't judge a book by its cover! You'll love this 16-inch, 1:1 scale Ted Plush, even if he does say some bawdy clips from Ted. Requires 3x "AA" batteries (replaceable), included. They should last about 3,000 hits. Ages 18 and up.
The R-rated version of the Talking Ted Plush with Moving Mouth speaks 5 phrases from the Ted movie (subject to change):
"Yeah, I mean, y-you know when you sewed me up you put some of the stuffing in the wrong places so I'm-I'm a little f@!#ed up, but will you take care of me for ever and ever?... Aha! I'm just kidding you! I thought it'd be funny if you thought I was f@!#ing retarded."
"You ever hear a Boston girl have an orgasm? 'Oh yeah! Oh yeah! Harder! Harder! Oh, God, that was so good! Now I'm gonna stuff my f@!#in' face with Pepperidge Farm.'"
"Well you never should've trusted me, I'm on drugs!"
"Alright c'mon, let's sing the Thunder Song. When you hear the sound of thunder, don't you get too scared. Just grab your Thunder Buddy and say these magic words: F@!# you, Thunder! You can suck my d@!#. You can't get me, Thunder, 'cause you're just God's farts (makes fart noise)."
"Oh f@!# that, it's been 4 years, Johnny! You and me have been together for 27 years; where's my ring, huh? Where's my ring, @!#hole? Where's my ring, mother f@!#er? Put it on my fuzzy finger, you f@!#! C'mon!"
Age: 18+
Size: 16-inches tall
Batteries Included: Yes
Battery Type: 3 x AA