Zombies Afoot Plush Slippers

Do the screams outside awaken you?
Slink into your soothing, soft Zombie Slippers.
Beheaded undead for your feet!
One size fits most adults.
The screams outside awaken you. Hurriedly, you hop from your bed and slink into your soothing, soft slippers. Racing for the door, they give a hard tug, as if caught on something. You pull and they rip and snap, sending you plummeting to the ground. That's when you notice the squirming, squishing, suckling feeling at your heels. Frightened, you look down your trembling legs and you realize that you're slowly being digested by the beheaded undead! You're wearing your new pair of Zombies Afoot Plush Slippers! One size fits most adults. Order yours tonight!